Screaming headlines from The Elfhelm Tribune:
On 10/20: Hecubus slew  Prince Albert!
On 10/14: rock954 slew  Sean Lancseth!
On 10/13: Hecubus slew  NS Prem!
On 10/13: Hecubus slew  Prince Albert!
On 10/13: Hecubus slew  Quebec Prem!
On 10/12: Hecubus the Wyzzerdd rescued Princess Sophi!
On 10/12: Hecubus slew  Sean Lancseth!
On 10/12: Hecubus slew  Donald Trump!
On 10/12: Hecubus slew  Prince Albert!
On 10/11: Hecubus slew  Overlord Zheng!
On 10/11: Hecubus slew  Prince Albert!
On 10/08: rock954 slew  Donald Trump!
On 10/08: rock954 slew  Night King!
On 10/08: Hecubus slew the shocker!
On 10/08: Hecubus slew  Quebec Prem!
On 10/08: Hecubus slew  Prince Albert!
On 10/08: Hecubus slew  King Boreus!