Screaming headlines from The Elfhelm Tribune:
On 04/27: PYRA slew  Prince Albert!
On 04/24: kloudy slew  Sean Lancseth!
On 04/24: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by an alienator.
On 04/21: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by an shaolin monk.
On 04/17: rock954 slew  NaL Prem!
On 04/17: PYRA slew  Saskatch Prem!
On 04/16: rock954 slew  Lammasu!
On 04/16: PYRA stopped the firestarter invasion!
On 04/16: PYRA the FIRE WITCH rescued Princess Sophi!
On 04/16: PYRA slew  Ranger Rick!
On 04/16: PYRA slew  Prince Albert!
On 04/13: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by a sinistron.
On 04/13: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by a monsterbot.
On 04/11: rock954 slew  Ranger Rick!
On 04/09: Jrixy slew  jeor mormont!
On 04/09: Jrixy slew  Alberta Prem!
On 04/09: Jrixy slew  ramsay bolton!