Screaming headlines from The Elfhelm Tribune:
On 01/10: Urus the Mystic was slain by Hilary Clinton.
On 12/11: pyra slew  Ranger Rick!
On 11/12: pyra slew  Prince Albert!
On 11/12: pyra slew  Donald Trump!
On 10/30: pyra slew  Ranger Rick!
On 10/25: Locke the Duelist was slain by a hyper nasty.
On 10/24: Locke the Duelist was slain by a hyper nasty.
On 10/23: circe slew the wormlord!
On 10/23: circe slew  poseidon!
On 10/23: circe slew  Sean Lancseth!
On 10/23: circe slew  Strider!
On 10/23: circe slew  PEI Prem!
On 10/23: circe slew  Prince Albert!
On 10/20: Mystical slew  King Boreus!
On 10/20: Mystical slew  Ranger Rick!
On 10/20: Mystical slew  Ranger Rick!
On 10/17: circe slew  poseidon!