Screaming headlines from The Elfhelm Tribune:
On 09/23: Dex the Sorcerer was slain by a glow worm.
On 09/23: Dex the Sorcerer was slain by a lamia.
On 09/23: Dex slew  Mhzentul!
On 09/23: Ixy6669 slew the bounty hunter!
On 09/23: Jrixy slew  Joan of Arc!
On 09/23: GrimLock slew  othrag!
On 09/23: GrimLock slew  Prince Albert!
On 09/23: GrimLock slew  Donald Trump!
On 09/23: GrimLock slew the king!
On 09/23: GrimLock slew  Clanggedin!
On 09/23: GrimLock slew a Titanic Ant!
On 09/23: GrimLock slew  Ontario Prem!
On 09/23: GrimLock slew  Sean Lancseth!
On 09/23: GrimLock slew the criosphinx!
On 09/23: GrimLock slew a NS Prem!
On 09/23: GrimLock slew the shocker!
On 09/23: GrimLock slew  King Boreus!