Screaming headlines from The Elfhelm Tribune:
On 09/20: Rage the Cleric was slain by a xainth.
On 09/18: rock954 slew the king!
On 09/18: rock954 slew  Ranger Rick!
On 09/16: rock954 slew  Manitoba Prem!
On 09/16: rock954 slew  Ranger Rick!
On 09/16: rock954 slew  Lammasu!
On 08/26: Tetsuo slew  Prince Albert!
On 08/26: Tetsuo the Sorcerer was slain by the king.
On 08/26: Tetsuo the Sorcerer was slain by the king.
On 08/26: Tetsuo the Sorcerer was slain by a ring bearer.
On 08/26: Tetsuo the Sorcerer rescued Princess Sophi!
On 08/26: Tetsuo slew  King Boreus!
On 08/26: Tetsuo slew a Frankenstein!
On 08/25: Tetsuo the Sorcerer was slain by a mechanoid.
On 08/25: Tetsuo the Sorcerer was slain by Ranger Rick.
On 08/25: Tetsuo the Sorcerer was slain by stephanie.
On 08/25: Tetsuo slew a Frankenstein!