Screaming headlines from The Elfhelm Tribune:
On 01/26: SneakAbout the Thief rescued Princess Sophi!
On 01/26: SneakAbout stopped the basilisk invasion!
On 01/26: SneakAbout the Thief rescued Princess Sophi!
On 01/24: Dizzy slew  Prince Albert!
On 01/22: SneakAbout the Thief rescued Princess Sophi!
On 01/22: SneakAbout slew  Manitoba Prem!
On 01/21: SneakAbout the Thief rescued Princess Sophi!
On 01/10: Urus the Mystic was slain by Hilary Clinton.
On 12/11: pyra slew  Ranger Rick!
On 11/12: pyra slew  Prince Albert!
On 11/12: pyra slew  Donald Trump!
On 10/30: pyra slew  Ranger Rick!
On 10/25: Locke the Duelist was slain by a hyper nasty.
On 10/24: Locke the Duelist was slain by a hyper nasty.
On 10/23: circe slew the wormlord!
On 10/23: circe slew  poseidon!
On 10/23: circe slew  Sean Lancseth!