Screaming headlines from The Elfhelm Tribune:
On 07/21: Locke the Doolist was slain by ramsay bolton.
On 07/20: Kidd slew  benjen stark!
On 07/20: Chris the Barbarian was slain by an interspecie.
On 07/20: Kidd slew  ser edmure!
On 07/20: Boo slew  Quebec Prem!
On 07/20: Dex slew  Clanggedin!
On 07/20: Dex slew  Ranger Rick!
On 07/20: Dex slew  Lammasu!
On 07/20: Locke slew  Alberta Prem!
On 07/20: Kidd slew  ned stark!
On 07/20: Zhuge_Liang the Strategist was slain by a bully.
On 07/20: Kidd slew  ramsay bolton!
On 07/20: Kidd the Sorcerer was slain by ramsay bolton.
On 07/20: Kidd slew  benjen stark!
On 07/20: Kidd slew  Quebec Prem!
On 07/19: Kidd slew  ned stark!
On 07/19: Kidd slew  ramsay bolton!