Screaming headlines from The Elfhelm Tribune:
On 08/17: Jrixy the Mystic was slain by a folkstone.
On 08/13: Jrixy slew  Prince Albert!
On 08/10: Jrixy the Mystic was slain by Joan of Arc.
On 08/10: Jrixy the Mystic was slain by Joan of Arc.
On 08/10: Omega slew  ugh-harl!
On 08/10: Omega the Gray was slain by ugh-harl.
On 08/10: Omega the Gray was slain by ugh-harl.
On 08/10: Omega the Gray was slain by ugh-harl.
On 08/10: Kidd slew  ned stark!
On 08/10: Omega slew  NaL Prem!
On 08/08: Omega slew  ser edmure!
On 08/08: Omega slew  Melisandre!
On 08/08: Omega slew  ned stark!
On 08/08: Omega slew  Donald Trump!
On 08/08: Omega slew  ramsay bolton!
On 08/07: Magus the Warrior was slain by a shaw rep.
On 08/07: Kidd slew  benjen stark!